I have hundreds of board feet of reclaimed cedar leftover from siding the house. What to do with it? It’s been rained on, spiders have laid eggs on it, it’s moldy in places, twisted in others, split here and there, contains numerous nail holes, and nails, and screws, and cuts and gouges and scrapes, and it’s been soaked in linseed oil so it doesn’t even make good firewood.

But surely, there must be some use for it.